Albuquerque A donkey up there was looking for work He's my donkey and his name is Jack Oh, how I wish he'd come on back Well, which way did my donkey
It seems your life is changing Constantly rearranging And nothing stays quite the same Remember how things used to be Were you so different than me
Can you hear me? Can you hear the words I'm saying to you? Can you feel the way I feel the way you do? Could it possibly be true? Would you know it
Now I'm not saying we're unhappy Being classified as simply a punk-ska band And sure you think these groups are crappy That this many screaming teenage
She always thought he'd have a reason He thought it'd be easy to explain She's asking for an explanation He's not sure why, but he knows that he can
This time I've had enough This time I mean it This time I'm taking off Fuck this I'm leaving It's time for me to go But who knows when I'll see
She says soda and i say pop I'm all about cheese and she's definitely not She's salt water taffy and herbal tea And i'm beef jerky and black coffee
I'm sorry I told you those pants made your ass look fat oops my bad I'm sorry I tried to borrow condoms from your dad oops my bad I called you by
Your Mom She's really got it going on. Your Mom She's the type of Mom I'd like to get on. Your Mom Should post pictures on SexyWomenOver40.com I wanna
You're not here so I'll have another beer I'm all alone sipping on a fifth of Bacardi Limon I'm gonna get over you I know I will but I don't know how
I met her at a party just like any other Our eyes fell upon one another I can't stop dreaming of The way she looks and talks to me The way she smiles
Yesterday I saw you sitting alone In the corner of my favorite coffee shop I wanted to touch your hair you face your everything else I think I like
They tied me to a tree An this donkey is watchin' me Now I cant go out an play An this donkey is in my way I took a piss in church So they tied me to
you donkey up She really make you donkey up She really shake you donkey up She really shake you donkey up She really make you donkey up She really shake you donkey
Hey baby What's up? What do I gotta do to get A tip dance? You know what you gotta do Shit, ya know gimme some head Naw I'm juss fuckin' wit you baby
as him But I've been around in Donkey Town Too long, baby too long Checking out of Donkey Town So long, so long, so long Checking out of Donkey Town
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(Harris/Dickinson/Gers/Murray/McBrain) Settle down She's got legs... like (inintelligible), She's got an ass.... like (inintelligible) She's got tits