A life of crimes not easy, sometimes you need some help Someone to share the risks with, and to help you spend the wealth Some one to run the shredder
Beer shits!! Beer shits!! Run to the crapper again Will it ever end I think I need Depends I think I've got the bends Beer shits!! Beer shits!! Sliders
Ya get to the party and yell out, "Who's got the cups?" You're on a mission, a mission to get fucked up. Ya baby-sit the keg until It's spittin' out
Last call has come and gone for us down at our favorite bar. We got more beer at home but we can't walk cuz' its too far Got a brand new set of wheel
Baby since you went away, Things they haven't gone my way My dog just died and my car did too, I just got fired and the rent is due. You broke my heart
What's the point in asking why I do the things I do? I don't know myself so how'm I gonna answer you? Stupidity comes naturally, don't care if that sounds
Got the weapons and the target picked out, Everything's set to go The escape route's clear the cameras are rolling, It's gonna be a real big show. We
It's always been my fondest dream' I saw one in a magazine, And sent my order off six weeks ago Today a package came for me, From the Thompson company
It's not just a choice it's a responsibilty Let's not just keep it legal let's make it mandatory A "final solution" for all of humanity We'll be the
Rush Limbaugh don't know shit about, "The Way Things Ought To Be" Let's over throw the government, leave everything to me I've got a plan, yea you could
Sitting in my room and I find I'm outa smokes. All my money went to beer so now I'm fucking broke Need a drag of something so I'm digging through the
You cut me off in traffic, Butt in front of me in line. One day you'll get what's coming but till then I'll bide my time Rude waitresses and waiters,
Theres a party at my place Bring a healthy appetite and a liter or a case. We got a barbecue pit out back of the house Turning on a spit with an apple
Drive, sleep, McDonald's, play Drive, sleep, McDonald's, get faced Drive, sleep, McDonald's, no pay Drive, sleep, McDonald's, fuck you! Drive, sleep,
I've got no culture but Mcdonald's and Coke. if yours goes any deeper, well I'll treat it like a joke. Don't know anything about foreign policy. If there
head They'll circumsive you in your bed They'll strap you down and prune your putz Don't wiggle or you'll loose your nuts. Keep your trousers zippered
I'm sick of sitting at home because I don't have an cash My cable got cut off so I watch re-runs of M*A*S*H if money dont't buy happiness then i don'
We are the drunks! We are the drunks! You's all are punks! Cuz We Are THE DRUNX!!!
