samplin' your skunk. mc chris is comin' 'round, now's when you throw your hands up! mc chris is comin' to your town tonight. mc chris is down to
On your Brazillian wax Without finishing fast I bask in the slash Underneath your cinnamon ass About ten minutes it lasts I pull it out and pass gas My name is MC Chris
white kids love hip hop and disc jocks, go-carts and fist fights, getting drunk on bud then getting high like a pitch pipe. are you an mc chris type;
Well my name is mc and I'm here to say I rock the mic with asbestos all up in yer face Old school like the one used by Ichabod crane Watch me think up
me 'Cause I burn up his trees I smoke more sesame seeds Than I was Mayor McCheese I'm just a cancer ridden MC Seekin' pain relief Pass the marijuana
You want a podcast? I got a SModcast! You want a podcast? I got a SModcast! You want a podcast? I got a SModcast! You wanna You wanna You wanna Do
Leta??s meet at the mecca where we munch on desserts Lets order at a dining chain Ia??m ordering first Cana??t decide on appetizers or what sandwich to
Its 1986 I'm in the 1st grade, I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid. I got to save the princess so he could get the pussy, believe me Mario will
I met you on friendster, your name was all weird, I feared the worst but the more I learned it all became clear, you were a female peer, just a few years
MC Chris is dead and he ain't never coming back You should have been nicer when you were blazin' up the track No well wishers, it's just bitches talkin
Chinese Song Microphone Testing, 1, 2, 3 In the place to be Whats up everybody My name is Tai Mai Shoo And I am going to rapping for you today just a
pope make him lock and pop with my a pope remote ben and jerry's in the kitchen and i mean the two guys they're makin me a crazy mc sundae surprise i
For all the people in JC: The sun's in the sky and the wind's in my hair, And there's honeys in hot paints everywhere, And they all've got a Tae-Bo dairyair
southern belle from the atl, eyes set on mind melt, she makes my heart swell, I love the way she feels, I love the way she smells, I love the way she
As much as I love comic and these video games, I need a little something, not just any old dame. I need a little lady, make my life less lame, 'cause
1-2 WHARF AVENUE! But, please, no more canned yams, seriously man. We got more canned yams than we know what to do with. MC Pee Pants in the h--I mean
[Some lady saying something] Well, my name is mc chris, I saw that you were alone. I don't know if you knew this but I rock the microphone. You look
I wanna talk about math, math I love math, gettin' my books for school Wait a minute, math, math? Hey, what the fuck are you doing over there you geek
