Vārdi: Weird Al Yankovic. Avocado.

[parody of "desperado" by the eagles]
Avocado,
What makes you think you're so holy?
You're gonna be guacamole before too long.

Oh, you're a green one,
You know that you're out of season.

You'd better let somebody eat you,
Let somebody eat you.
Ya better let somebody eat you
Before it's too late.