Vārdi: The Lonely Island. Incredibad. Like A Boss.

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Dialog:
"Mr Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review."
"No Problem."
"So, your in change around here, is that fair to say?"
"Absolutely! I'm the boss."
"Okay, so take us through a day in the life of, The Boss."

Song:
"Well the first thing i do is":
Talk to corporate! Like a boss!
Approve memos! Like a boss!
Lead a workshop! Like a boss!
Remember birthdays! Like a boss!
Direct work-flow! Like a boss!
Use my own bathroom! Like a boss!
Micro-manage! Like a boss!
Promote SYNERGY! Like a boss!
Hit on Deborah! Like a boss!
Get rejected! Like a boss!
Swallow sadness! Like a boss!
Send some faxes! Like a boss!
Call the sex-line! Like a boss!
Cry deeply! Like a boss!
Demand a refund! Like a boss!
EAT A BAGEL! Like a boss!
Harass me law-suit! Like a boss!
No promotion! Like a boss!
Fit the vodka! Like a boss!
Shit on Deborah's desk! Like a boss!
Buy a gun! Like a boss!
In my mouth! Like a boss!
"Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it shiiit!
Pussy out! Like a boss!
Puke on Deborah's desk! Like a boss!
Jump out the window! Like a boss!
Suck a dude's dick! Like a boss!
Score some coke! Like a boss!
Crash my car! Like a boss!
Suck my own dick! Like a boss!
Eat some chicken strips! Like a boss!
Chop my balls off! Like a boss!
Black-out in the sewer! Like a boss!
Meet a giant fish! Like a boss!
Fuck it's brains out! Like a boss!
Turn into a jet! Like a boss!
Bomb the Russians! Like a boss!
Crash into the sun! Like a boss!
Now I'm dead! Like a boss!

Dialog:
"Uhuh! So, that's an average day for you then?"
"No doubt"
"You chop your balls off and die?"
"Hell yeah!"
"And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?"
"Nope."
"Actually I'm pretty sure you did."
"Nah that ain't me."
"Okay, well this has been eye-opening for me."
"I'm the boss!"
"No yeah, I got that, you said it about 400 times."
"I'm the boss!"
"Yah, yah I got it."
"I'm the boss!"
"No I heard you, see you later!

LIKE A BOSS!


(Thanks to Russ for these lyrics)