Vārdi: Dr. Elmo. Other. Grandpa's Gonna Sue The Pants Offa Santa.

Know doubt you can remember grandma's passing. That tragic mournful tail so often sung.

The prime suspect is one of Santa's reindeer in the worlds most famous case of hit and run.
One day wile grieving grandpa watched the TV.

He heard some advertising lawyers swear they'd win a multimillion dollar settlement and make his loss much easier to bier

Grandpa's gonna sue the pants offa Santa that's what grandpa's gonna do. Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa. Cause grandma would have wanted him to

Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa. He knows the law is on his side. Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa. Santa's going for a ride

Yesterday the judge arranged the reindeer. Rudolph was the first to take the stand. They asked him for the truth about old Santa Rudy said he's just a fat and jolly man

Now Santa is before the prosecution, he looks a little thinner on the stand. And if they take away his flying license there won't be any Christmas in the land.

Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa that?s what grandpas gonna do.
Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa. Cause grandma would have wanted him to.

Grandpa's gonna sue the pants offa Santa. He thinks the law is on his side.
Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa. Santa's going for a ride

Now Santa and the reindeer wait for the vertices. Delivered by a jury of their peers.
Six fat men with long and flowing whiskers ,and half a dozen poker faced reindeers.

Now grandpa gets a TV for his suffering. And Santa is declaring bankruptcy, but listen closely and you'll hear the lawyers singing jingle bells as they collect their fee.

Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa that's what grandpas gonna do grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa cause grandma would have wanted him to.

Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa he thought the law was on his side. Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa Santa.

Santa's going for a ride and grandpas riding by his side cause the lawyers took him for a ride

(Thanks to Gracie for these lyrics)